“Not that I don't think irreverent humor and someone being filthy is funny, I just do what I do. Any comedian would admit throwing an f-bomb in there would help get a reaction. ... I'm not on a Puritanical pursuit, but when I would curse in a joke, I believe I'm not done writing it.” ThinkingWritingBelieveDoneHelpingI BelieveJokesPursuitReactionsComedianCurseBombsThrowingFilthyIrreverent Author:Jim Gaffigan
“I believe reality is a marvelous joke staged for my edification and amusement and everybody is working very hard to make me happy.” BelieveHardRealityI BelieveJokesMarvelousAmusementMake Me HappyEdificationWorking Very Hard Author:Terence McKenna
“Couldn't we end this interview with what I really want to say? That what the world really needs is a real feeling of kinship -- everybody: stars, laborers, Negroes, Jews, Arabs. We are all brothers. If we could end this article saying just that, we'd get down to what we should all be talking about. Please don't make me a joke. End the interview with what I believe.” IfsWorldWantNeedsShouldBelieveRealEndsFeelingsI BelieveStarsTalkingBrotherPleaseJokesJewInterviewsArticlesKinshipLaborersReal Feelings Author:Marilyn Monroe
“I don't care if my opinion falls on the right or the left. I'm more of what I call a passionate centrist. I just believe what I believe. I'm not trying to prove anything for the right or the left. Which gives me freedom to make jokes about either side, too.” IfsGivingTryingBelieveCareFallLeftI BelieveSidesOpinionProveJokesGive MePassionateDon't CareI Don't CareJust Believe Author:Larry Wilmore
“I distrust Great Men... I believe in aristocracy, though... Its members are to be found in all nations and classes, and all through the ages, and there is a secret understanding between them when they meet... They are sensitive for others as well as for themselves, they are considerate without being fussy, their pluck is not swankiness but the power to endure, and they can take a joke.” MenBelieveWellsAgeFoundI BelieveNationsUnderstandingSecretClassMembersJokesEndureI Believe InSensitiveGreat MenDistrustAristocracyPluckConsiderateFussy Author:E. M. Forster