“You have to understand, I can't do any jokes about Ross Perot, because the last thing I need right now is another credit check.” NeedsI CanLastsRight NowJokesCreditChecks Author:Pat Paulsen
“For me, everyone I write of is real. I have little true say in what they want, what they do or end up as (or in). Their acts appall, enchant, disgust or astound me. Their ends fill me with retributive glee, or break my heart. I can only take credit (if I can even take credit for that) in reporting the scenario. This is not a disclaimer. Just a fact.” IfsWantWritingHeartLittlesI CanRealEndsFactsBreakMy HeartCreditDisgustingScenariosGleeBreaking My HeartDisclaimers Author:Tanith Lee
“I can't see heaven but I credit hell I live in New York so I know it well. When they shut out heaven with the Fuller Dome God gave it up and He went home.” KnowsWellsI CanHomeHeavenHellNew YorkCreditDomes Book:Stand on Zanzibar Source: Stand on Zanzibar