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“For me, everyone I write of is real. I have little true say in what they want, what they do or end up as (or in). Their acts appall, enchant, disgust or astound me. Their ends fill me with retributive glee, or break my heart. I can only take credit (if I can even take credit for that) in reporting the scenario. This is not a disclaimer. Just a fact.”

Ifs Want Writing Heart Littles I Can Real Ends Facts Break My Heart Credit Disgusting Scenarios Glee Breaking My Heart Disclaimers

Author:Tanith Lee

“Ex-girlfriends will find themselves in my new routine. Sometimes they like that, and sometimes they definitely do not. But comedians should come with a giant warning or disclaimer: IF YOU DATE ME, IT WILL BE IN MY ACT.”

Ifs Should Sometimes Comedian Girlfriend Giants Routine Warning Exes Ex Girlfriend Disclaimers

Author:Dane Cook

“Jesus Christ said 'by their fruits ye shall know them,' not by their disclaimers.”

Knows Said Jesus Christ Jesus Christ Fruit Disclaimers

Author:William S. Burroughs

“There is no obligation for the author of a film to believe in, or to sympathise with, the moral behaviour of his characters. Nor is he necessarily to be accredited with the same opinions as his characters. Nor is it necessary or obligatory for him to believe in the tenet of his construction - all of which is a disclaimer to the notion that the author of Drowning by Numbers believes that all men are weak, enfeebled, loutish, boorish and generally inadequate and incompetent as partners for women. But it's a thought.”

Men Believe Character Film Numbers Moral Opinion Weak Notion Partners Obligation Construction Behaviour Drowning Inadequate Incompetent Disclaimers

Author:Peter Greenaway

“I never said I was a weightlifter. I never said I was trained. I'm not a personal trainer. I just enjoy working out. So sometimes I feel like, do I have to write a disclaimer? Like, disclaimer: "I'm not a trainer."”

Feels Writing Said Sometimes Enjoy Work Out Trainers Disclaimers

Author:Khloe Kardashian

“Many books that you read, they have those disclaimers that say that, "None of the events and none of the people are based on real life" and so on... Well, I don't believe that. I think that as human beings many people touch us, especially people we love the most and we can't help but do character sketches when we go to our art.”

People Thinking Believe Humans Wells Art Book Real Character Helping Human Beings Events Don't Believe Real Life Disclaimers

Author:Sandra Cisneros

“I don’t think it should be socially acceptable for people to say they are “bad with names.” No one is bad with names. That is not a real thing. Not knowing people’s names isn’t a neurological condition; it’s a choice. You choose not to make learning people’s names a priority. It’s like saying, “Hey, a disclaimer about me: I’m rude.”

People Thinking Should Real Choices Names Knowing Conditions Priorities Hey You Choose Acceptable Not Knowing Rude Real Things Disclaimers

Book:Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? (And Other Concerns)(Enhanced Edition)

Source: Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? (And Other Concerns)(Enhanced Edition)

“A vague disclaimer is nobody's friend”

Vague Disclaimers

Author:Joss Whedon

“Hey, a disclaimer about me: I’m rude.”

Hey Rude Disclaimers

Book:Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? (And Other Concerns)

Source: Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? (And Other Concerns)

“People have given me classified information, but always with the disclaimer 'This can never end up in a book.' And it never does.”

People Doe Book Ends Given Information Classified Information Disclaimers

Author:David Baldacci

“Disclaimer: If anyone disagrees with anything I say, I am quite prepared to not only retract it, but also to deny under oath I ever said it.”

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Author:Tom Lehrer

“It is ludicrous to read the microwave direction on the boxes of food you buy, as each one will have a disclaimer: THIS WILL VARY WITH YOUR MICROWAVE. Loosely translated, this means, You're on your own, Bernice.”

Mean Food Boxes Vary Microwaves Disclaimers

Author:Erma Bombeck

“I’ve often thought the Bible should have a disclaimer in the front saying this is fiction.”

Should Fiction Fronts Should Have Disclaimers

Author:Ian Mckellen

“...to characterize the import of pure geometry, we might use the standard form of a movie-disclaimer: No portrayal of the characteristics of geometrical figures or of the spatial properties of relationships of actual bodies is intended, and any similarities between the primitive concepts and their customary geometrical connotations are purely coincidental.”

Source: The Philosophy of Carl G. Hempel: Studies in Science, Explanation, and Rationality