“I can't throw books away. My wife is always telling me to get rid of some.” I CanBookWifeMy Wife Author:Matthew Macfadyen
“My wife happens to be probably the greatest working woman in comedy. I can't think of anyone who even approaches her achievements and her abilities.” ThinkingI CanHappensAbilityComedyWifeAchievementApproachMy WifeWorking Women Author:Nick Offerman
“My daily schedule is quite hectic, but I have to put my health first in order to be the best mom and wife I can be.” FirstsI CanOrderWifeMomBeing The BestSchedulesHecticBest MomHectic Schedule Author:Ellen Pompeo
“I can understand that the whole world is interested in my wife Madonna. That's even why I married her.” WorldI CanWholeWifeMarriedMy WifeWhole World Author:Guy Ritchie
“I just can't see myself as a trophy wife. I can't imagine not having my own life.” I CanMy OwnWifeImagineMy Own LifeTrophiesTrophy Wife Author:Tamara Mellon
“Now voe me I can zing on my business abrode: Though the storm do beat down on my poll, There's a wife brighten'd vire at the end of my road, An' her love, voe the jay o' my soul.” I CanSoulEndsWifeBeatsStormMy SoulPollsZing Author:William Barnes
“I really enjoy sailing on Lake Geneva because I can just look at the shore and see my wife having a barbecue with the kids.” LooksI CanKidsEnjoyWifeMy WifeLakesShoreSailingBecause I CanBarbecueGeneva Author:Ernesto Bertarelli
“I'm always like, 'I can't believe I sound like my mother.' I remember running out of the house telling, 'Put your shoes on or you're going to get sick!' That's an old wives' tale, but it's like some weird mind control that I would be like that.” MindBelieveI CanWould BeRunningRememberMotherHouseSoundWifeSickShoesTalesMind ControlOld Wives Tales Author:Eileen Davidson
“I can make a damn pork chop. My best dish is actually lasagna, which I do a couple times a year. My wife wishes I cooked a little bit more often, but I can put a frozen pizza in the oven and I make a good salad.” YearsLittlesI CanWishBitsWifeCoupleLittle BitMy WifeDamnDishesFrozenPizzaSaladPorkOvensPork ChopsLasagna Author:Ed Harris
“I can't get past the fact that food is coming out of my wife's breasts. What was once essentially an entertainment center has now become a juice bar.” I CanFactsPastWifeEntertainmentMy WifeBarsBreastsComing OutJuice Author:Paul Reiser
“In the [first] fifteen years [of field work] I can remember just ten times when I had really narrow escapes from death. Two were from drowning in typhoons, one was when our boat was charged by a wounded whale; once my wife and I were nearly eaten by wild dogs, once we were in great danger from fanatical lama priests; two were close calls when I fell over cliffs, once I was nearly caught by a huge python, and twice I might have been killed by bandits.” YearsFirstsHas BeensI CanTwoMightRememberWifeDogDangerFieldsHugeTenCaughtMy WifeBoatPriestsFifteenWoundedMight Have BeenDrowningCliffsWhalesFifteen YearsLamaPythonBanditsTyphoonsWild DogsClose Calls Author:Roy Chapman Andrews
“I know I can still play, but it's like I told my wife, I'm just tired mentally. I'm just tired.” KnowsStillsI CanPlayWifeTiredMy Wife Author:Brett Favre
“I am humbled by the nomination. I got to work with a cast and writers made up of geniuses. The good news is I can finally realize my life long dream and buy my wife a solid gold speed boat.” LongMadeI CanDreamRealizingWifeGeniusNewsGoldCastsMy WifeSpeedBoatGood NewsLong LifeNominationsEmmys Author:Will Arnett
“The fact that I can make a living and support three kids and my wife doing what I love to do... who does that? That's golden. It's a very privileged thing.” DoeI CanFactsKidsThreeSupportWifeMy WifeGoldenPrivileged Author:Mark Ruffalo