“Saddam Hussein has invited members from the U.S. Congress to visit Iraq. Man how stupid is Hussein? If you think Bush had incentive to bomb Iraq before, imagine if Congress was over there.” IfsThinkingMenImagineStupidMembersCongressIraqBombsSaddamInvitedIncentivesHussein Author:Jay Leno
“I had my yob periods. Nothing violent but certainly loutish. I think it's frustrated intelligence. Imagine that if you were really intelligent and everyone treated you as though you were stupid and no one tried to teach you anything -- the sort of deep subliminal rage that would get going in you. But then once it gets going, you make a strength out of what you know is your weakness, which is that you are undeveloped.” IfsThinkingKnowsTeachImagineStupidPeriodsWeaknessIntelligentRageViolentTreatedImagine ThatFrustratedSubliminal Author:Martin Amis
“You can't imagine how stupid the whole world has grown nowadays.” WorldWholeImagineStupidWhole World Author:Nikolai Gogol
“...belief has a second edge. If there are ten thousand medieval peasants who create vampires by believing them real, there may be one - probably a child - who will imagine the stake necessary to kill it. But a stake is only stupid wood; the mind is the mallet which drives it home.” IfsMindBelieveMayChildrenRealHomeBeliefImagineStupidThousandTenEdgesWoodsVampireStakesPeasantsMedieval Author:Stephen King
“whoever is so stupid as to imagine God to be either masculine or feminine openly shows that he is as bad a philosopher as a theologian.” GodShowsImagineStupidPhilosopherFeminineTheologianMasculine Author:Marie de Gournay
“I couldn't imagine a more unreliable, more unprofitable way to make a living than writing. My advice? Show up, do the best you can. Keep your day job. If you get a lucky break, don't f*** up. It was helpful to be older because I had made all the really stupid mistakes already.” IfsWayWritingMadeShowsJobsMistakeBreakImagineAdviceStupidLuckyHelpfulDo The BestUnreliableDay JobsReally StupidLucky BreaksStupid Mistake Author:Anthony Bourdain
“President Bush demanded that Kerry apologize. Can you imagine that -- Bush demanding an apology for someone stumbling over his words? ... Kerry should have tried the Bush strategy: say so many stupid things, no one cares anymore.” ShouldCarePresidentImagineStupidShould HaveStrategyApologyImagine ThatApologizingPresident BushStumblingStupid ThingsNo One Cares Author:Jay Leno
“Having children can smooth the relationship, too. Mother and daughter are now equals. That is hard to imagine, even harder to accept, for among other things, it means realizing that your own mother felt this way, too--unsure of herself, weak in the knees, terrified about what in the world to do with you. It means accepting that she was tired, inept, sometimes stupid; that she, too, sat in the dark at 2:00 A.M. with a child shrieking across the hall and no clue to the child's trouble.” WorldWayMeanChildrenSometimesHardMotherFeltRealizingDarkAcceptingImagineTroubleStupidDaughterWeakHarderTiredKneesSatHallsSmoothTerrifiedClueMother And DaughterHaving ChildrenUnsureWeak In The Knees Book:Living Out Loud Source: Living Out Loud
“I'm very scared of water. When you don't see the water... I imagine monsters - stupid things.” WaterImagineStupidScaredMonstersStupid Things Author:Eva Green