“After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him... The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.” InspirationFeltMoralMountainEatingMouthsShotsLionsWrestlingHuntersBullsRoaring Author:Will Rogers
“To have that powder blown up your nose is rather like being shot out of a rifle barrel lined with Baroque paintings and landing on a sea of electricity.” InspirationMotivationSeaPaintingShotsNosesElectricityBarrelsLandingRiflesPowderBaroque Author:Wade Davis
“I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots.” HumorInspirationShotsInsightBatsBitingRabies Author:Ozzy Osbourne