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“The central point of this final chapter is that - follow my logic carefully here - unless you die, you will continue to get older. (It's insights like this that separate the professional book author from the person with a real job.)”

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Book:Dave Barry Turns Forty

Source: Dave Barry Turns Forty

“I never had an interest in being a mayor ’cause that’s a real job. You have to produce. That’s why I was able to be a senator for 36 years.”

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Author:Joe Biden

“My parents paid me small amounts for cleaning my room or cleaning the dishes and stuff, but I never really had a real job before I started on my professional tennis career.”

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Author:Caroline Wozniacki

“I started out with comedy in college, but had my major in Recreation Administration - which meant I wasn't going to get a real job - so I started doing a little standup.”

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Author:Carlos Alazraqui

“Acting becomes my real job, writing becomes my second job, and then when I turn 50, I think I'm going to open up an interior decorating company.”

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Author:Ester Dean

“For me, poetry is an evasion of the real job of writing prose.”

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Author:Sylvia Plath

“There's only 5 real jobs in the world. Teacher, fireman, policeman, doctor and somebody who is in the armed service. If you don't have one of those 5 jobs, you shouldn't take your life that serious.”

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Author:Charles Barkley

“I am so excited to extend myself behind the scenes as a designer, and to - as my father puts it - finally have a real job.”

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Author:Lady Gaga

“The first duty of a human being is to assume the right functional relationship to society - more briefly, to find your real job, and do it.”

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Author:Charlotte Perkins Gilman

“As a songwriter, you're never off - for me, anyway. There's a certain mentality of people that decide, "Oh, we're going to try to write songs from this time of the day to this time of the day." Almost treat it like a real job. I can't do that. I've never been able to write songs like that. You never know when something creative is going to hit you, or emotion or whatever. You can take it, and turn it into something that makes somebody feel something. I love that about my job.”

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Author:Kenny Chesney

“No matter what the job description says, your real job is to make the boss look good.”

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Book:The Six-Figure Woman and How to Be One

Source: The Six-Figure Woman and How to Be One

“I always assumed that at some point I would have to quit making jokes, get a real job and do something meaningful and productive that would actually benefit society. Fortunately this never happened.”

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Author:Dave Barry