“Keep moving!” “Bea’s arguing with the floor.”
Joel Ross Quotes
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Joel Ross Quotes
“What are you doing?” I asked Loretta. “Stabbing a cushion,” she told me.”
“It was going to be our job to annoy someone?” “I know—it’s a dream come true!”
“Are you . . . lost?” “Not really,” she told him. “We just don’t know where we’re going.”
“After an hour the score was: Quancita—34 Radiz—51 Sally—froglegs Perla—9 and 21 Me— hoo-hoo-hooo”
“Now?” I asked. “Like, now now?” “What other kind of now is there?” Loretta asked.”
“...Loretta threatened to beat him to death with a wooden spoon...”
“Loretta started belting out a song: “Row, row, row your boat, sitting in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G !”
“We’re alive!” Swedish told her. “I did not see that coming.”
“Did you just call me ‘sweetie’?” I asked. She shoved my shoulder. “No.”
“Wait a second,” I said. “Did we just win?”