Best Junk Mail Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

“The world does not need tourists who ride by in a bus clucking their tongues. The world as it is needs those who will love it enough to change it, with what they have, where they are.”

World Love Needs Doe Enough Tongue Bus Tourists Junk Mail

Book:Uh-Oh: Some Observations from Both Sides of the Refrigerator Door

Source: Uh-Oh: Some Observations from Both Sides of the Refrigerator Door

“Christmas cards ... are technically only junk mail from people you know.”

People Knows Letters Christmas Cards Mail Junk Christmas Card Junk Mail

Author:Patricia Marx

“If I dont get at least one e-mail every ten minutes, I feel unloved. Even junk mail makes me feel seen. Sad, I know. Sigh.”

Ifs Knows Feels Minutes Ten Mail Sigh Junk Unloved Junk Mail

Author:Chris Abani

“Frankly, the people probably most interested in having computer lists on disk are junk mail vendors and solicitors.”

People Internet Computer Lists Mail Free Speech Junk Disk Vendors Solicitors Junk Mail

Author:Karen Hughes

“Unsolicited advice is the junk mail of life.”

Advice Mail Junk Unsolicited Advice Junk Mail

Author:Bernard Williams

“Have you noticed that they put advertisements in with your bills now? Like bills aren't distasteful enough, they have to stuff junk mail in there with them. I get back at them. I put garbage in with my check when I mail it in. Coffee grinds, banana peels...I write, "Could you throw this away for me?"”

Writing Enough Stuff Bills Coffee Checks Get Back Mail Garbage Junk Grind Bananas Advertisements Distasteful Junk Mail

Author:Andy Rooney

“Love can smack you like a seagull, and pour all over your feet like junk mail.”

Feet Mail Junk Smack Seagull Adverbs Taffy Junk Mail

Author:Daniel Handler

“There was a beauty in the trash of the alleys which I had never noticed before; my vision seemed sharpened, rather than impaired. As I walked along it seemed to me that the flattened beer cans and papers and weeds and junk mail had been arranged by the wind into patterns; these patterns, when I scrutinized them, lay distributed so as to comprise a visual language.”

Language Vision Wind Paper Lays Patterns Beer Visuals Weed Mail Papers Trash Junk Alleys Junk Mail

Author:Philip K. Dick

“But it does no good--solves nothing--to distance myself from the front lines of human need by using the mail as a safe shelter. I believe that serving the best ends of humanity means getting out in the middle of it just as it is, not staying home writing checks and thinking hopeful thoughts. The world does not need tourists who ride by in a bus clucking their tongues. The world as it is needs those who will love it enough to change it, with what they have, where they are. And you're damned right that's idealistic. No apology. When idealism goes into the trash as junk mail, we're finished.”

Source: Uh-Oh: Some Observations from Both Sides of the Refrigerator Door

“My favorite review described me as the cinematic equivalent of junk mail. I don't know what that means, but it sounds like a dig.”

Knows Mean Sound Humorous Profound My Favorite Insane Reviews Mail Junk Cinematic Junk Mail

Author:Steve Buscemi

“I want to be sitting in front of my computer, where you can press a button to block out your junk mail. These two are my junk mail.”

Want Two Fronts Computer Sitting Presses Block Mail Buttons Junk Junk Mail

Book:Jellicoe Road

Source: Jellicoe Road

“One of my timesaving habits is to save all of my magazines and junk mail for airplane trips. I walk on the plane with a very heavy bundle, but by the time the trip is over, it can all be thrown away.”

Walks Habit Heavy Magazines Planes Thrown Over It Mail Airplane Junk Bundles Junk Mail

Author:Renee Fleming

“Discourse is fleeting, but junk mail is forever.”

Forever Mail Discourse Fleeting Junk Junk Mail

Author:Joe Bob Briggs

“It is slightly chilling to realize there are rational, functional people up there employed to spot, nurture, and exploit those down here among us who are irrational and can barely cope. If you want to know how stupid you’re perceived to be by the people up there, count the unsolicited junk mail you receive. If you get a lot, you’re perceived to be alluringly stupid.”

People Ifs Knows Want Realizing Know How Stupid Rational Spots Mail Irrational Nurture Employed Chill Exploits Junk Junk Mail

Author:Jon Ronson

“An object imbued with intent — it has power, it's treasure, we're drawn to it. An object devoid of intent — it's random, it's imitative, it repels us. It's like a piece of junk mail to be thrown away.”

Pieces Objects Treasure Thrown Mail Junk Junk Mail

Author:John Hockenberry

“Obviously, computers have made differences. They have fostered the development of spaceships- as well as a great increase in junk mail.”

Wells Made Differences Progress Development Computer Increase Mail Junk Spaceships Junk Mail

Book:The soul of a new machine

Source: The soul of a new machine