“I don't swear much; I've taken those words out of my vocabulary, and having kids, you have to have two sets of language!” TwoKidsLanguageTakenSwearVocabularyHaving Kids Author:Keith Urban
“It's much easier to make jokes about not having kids.” KidsEasierJokesHaving Kids Author:Jen Kirkman
“Being a woman in music and having kids, it's very hard to do both without neglecting one a bit.” HardKidsBitsNeglectBeing A WomanHaving Kids Author:Martha Wainwright
“I guess what I would tell women is to get their education first, before having kids. That way they can keep their options open down the road. I also think that it shouldn't necessarily be an issue just for women, that men should be part of the stay-home discussion too.” ThinkingMenWayShouldFirstsHomeKidsIssuesDiscussionDown The RoadHaving Kids Author:Tina Fey
“I'm giving a lot of opinions, but I don't give any advice. I'm 31 and I'm not married and having kids. I'm five-foot-three. I weigh, like, 150 pounds and I'm not in this position to be telling people how to live.” PeopleGivingKidsThreeOpinionFiveFeetAdvicePositionMarriedPoundsHaving Kids Author:Mindy Kaling
“It's pretty easy to kind of lose your way. Having kids is really helpful. They kind of disabuse you of the notion of your greatness pretty quickly.” WayKindChildrenKidsEasyLosesGreatnessNotionHelpfulHaving Kids Author:Matt Damon
“Having kids is the most innately positive thing that anyone can do.” KidsCan DoPositive ThingsHaving Kids Author:Jack Nicholson
“Having kids had a big effect on me, but nothing more than when they started to get older- that really made me realize how fleeting each moment is.” MadeMomentsBigsKidsRealizingEffectsFleetingHaving Kids Author:Frank Iero
“Getting older and having kids, you learn how to become less serious about it all.” KidsSeriousGetting OldGetting OlderHaving Kids Author:Lena Headey
“I mean, being shot in slow motion doing cocaine by Martin Scorsese is, like, maybe every actor's dream. Nothing will compare to it. Except maybe having kids.” MeanDreamKidsActorsShotsCompareCocaineHaving KidsSlow MotionScorsese Author:Jonah Hill
“My politics were really radical when I was younger, and then I moderated like everyone else does when they start having kids.” DoeKidsRadicalHaving Kids Author:Steve Earle