“I've been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate, a poet, a pawn and a king I've been up and down and over and out and I know one thing Each time I find myself flat on my face I pick myself up and get back in the race” KnowsFacesRaceOne ThingPoetKingsPicksDown AndFlatsGet BackUp And DownPiratePuppetsPawns Author:Frank Sinatra
“What's that? My six song album entitled Bo Fo Sho is currently available on iTunes? With three songs that have never been heard on the internet? Uh, and if I try to pirate it for free I'll get AIDS? I would have guessed scurvy. Well, see you later ghost of Dr.Martin Luther King Jr.” IfsTryingWellsSongThreeHeardKingsInternetSixAlbumsAvailableAidsGhostEntitledDrsLutherPirateItunesDr Martin Luther King Author:Bo Burnham
“It was a dark and stormy night. Suddenly, a shot rang out! A door slammed. The maid screamed. Suddenly, a pirate ship appeared on the horizon! While millions of people were starving, the king lived in luxury. Meanwhile, on a small farm in Kansas, a boy was growing up.” PeopleNightDarkBoysMillionsGrowing UpGrowingDoorsKingsShotsShipsLuxuryHorizonFarmsStarvingPirateMaidsKansasStormyStormy NightsPirate Ships Book:Snoopy and Source: Snoopy and