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Knitting Humor Quotes

“old ladies once again shared their needles and the cats weren’t the only cats licking people”

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Book:Bacchus Against the Wall

Source: Bacchus Against the Wall

“Knitting is still trying to teach me That no matter how well you knit, looking at your work too closely isn't helpful. It's like kissing with your eyes open: nobody looks good that close up.”

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Book:Things I Learned From Knitting

Source: Things I Learned From Knitting

“You've heard about the knitter's handshake? Two hands go in for the grab-and-shake, but at the last minute, they veer to the closest sleeve or band and grab it instead while we ask, "Did you knit this?”

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Book:The Yarn Whisperer: My Unexpected Life in Knitting

Source: The Yarn Whisperer: My Unexpected Life in Knitting

“One cannot, I find, talk to a knitter. Conversation may seem to be going in that greased, easy way essential to all good conversation; starting hares too lavishly to follow them up; allowing pauses for rumination; bursts for sudden eagerness; digressions, returns, new departures, discoveries of rooted creeds or new ideas—sooner or later the challenge is bound to come: "Don't you agree?" or "What do you think?" "Yes?" says the knitter, startled but polite, "seventy-five, seventy-six—just a moment till I get to the end of my row—seventy-seven, seventy-eight—yes," she says, looking up brightly, "it's all right now. What were you saying?" But of course one has forgotten or no longer cares.”

Book:Country Notes

Source: Country Notes

“I think the difficulty with people who can't follow printed directions for knitting or anything else is that they try to understand them. They read the whole thing through and it doesn't make sense to them, so they start with a defeatist attitude.”

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Book:We Took to the Woods

Source: We Took to the Woods

“Quite. But Hedy has inherited her mother's skills as a seamstress. Very good. Tell her to come and see me. If you can't sew, can you knit? A little. Although I made my father a pair of socks once and he said he would only wear them on Sundays because they were so holey. One of the volunteers snorted with laughter.”

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Book:The Air Raid Book Club

Source: The Air Raid Book Club

“Do you have a sewing machine?" "Maybe an antique. My Mom's not the knitty type." From Jenny Pox”

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Author:JL Bryan

“Hello? I just wanted to call and tell you that you're wrong about me. I'm great, and I have the socks to prove it.”

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Book:Free-Range Knitter: The Yarn Harlot Writes Again

Source: Free-Range Knitter: The Yarn Harlot Writes Again