“I know electric knives are excellent for carving turkeys that have had their bones removed and been forced into a mold to shape them. Please note that those turkeys are called hams.” KnowsPleaseShapesNotesBonesExcellentKnivesElectricTurkeysMoldHamCarving Author:John Hodgman
“Soon, the viewer won't even know if he's watching on broadcast or the Internet. He'll just be eating his cereal and see an image on the spoon. That's how we'll be watching soon, on spoons. The commercials will be on the knives.” IfsKnowsInternetEatingKnivesViewersSpoonsCereal Author:Paul Lieberstein