“Heads know that failing to invest in good, nutritious food is a false economy and parents won't tolerate reconstituted turkey being put back on the menu.” KnowsParentEconomyFailingTolerateTurkeysMenus Author:Jamie Oliver
“I know electric knives are excellent for carving turkeys that have had their bones removed and been forced into a mold to shape them. Please note that those turkeys are called hams.” KnowsPleaseShapesNotesBonesExcellentKnivesElectricTurkeysMoldHamCarving Author:John Hodgman