“Britain's last gold medal was a bronze in 1952 in Helsinki” InspirationalFunnyLastsGoldBritainEntertainingMedalAthleticsGold MedalsBronzeBloopersHelsinki Author:Nigel Starmer-Smith
“The Kenyans haven't done much in the last two games, in fact they haven't competed since 1972” InspirationalTwoDoneFactsFunnyLastsGamesHavensEntertainingAthleticsBloopers Author:Brendan Foster
“I'm not going to retire because I want the money. We want honest athletes, but at the same time, you're going to have people saying, 'He's so greedy. He's made X amount of money, and he has to take that last little bit.' Yes, I do have to take that last little bit. I'm sorry if that is frustrating to some, but if they were in my shoes, they would do exactly the same thing.” PeopleIfsWantLittlesMadeFunnyLastsBitsHonestAmountLittle BitSorryShoesAthleteNbaRetiringI'm SorryGreedyFrustrating Author:Steve Nash
“Last night on the show I had Olympics fever. Unfortunately, it's getting worse. That's not good. I have to call my doctor if my torch burns for more than four hours.” IfsShowsFunnyLastsNightHoursFourDoctorsOlympicsLast NightFeverTorchesLondon Olympics Author:Craig Ferguson
“Last night I went out for Chinese. I picked up a Team USA Olympic uniform.” FunnyLastsNightTeamChineseUsaUniformsOlympicsLast NightLondon Olympics Author:Jay Leno
“Wakin' up to find another day. The moon got lost again last night, but now the sun has finally had its say.” FunnyLastsNightLostSunMoonLast NightAnother Day Author:Gwen Stefani
“It's a funny show. The characters are surprisingly likable, given how ugly they are. We've got this huge cast of characters that we can move around. And over the last few seasons, we've explored some of the secondary characters' personal lives a bit more.” CharacterShowsFunnyLastsMovingGivenBitsHugeSeasonsCastsUglyPersonal Life Author:Matt Groening