“Dad” I said, “Richard is the bomb. He has a truck. He also has a fish tank, cable, a futon, and a VCR.” “You dumb-ass muthafucka,” Dad said, “you have a VCR. So you already got what this muthafucka got and more.” CollegeDatingYoung LoveLeslie Jones Book:Leslie F*cking Jones Source: Leslie F*cking Jones
“Some of the stories about my childhood is vague, because a bitch is 55 and I've smoked a lot of weed.” ChildhoodMemoirWeedMarijuanaLeslie Jones Book:Leslie F*cking Jones: A Memoir Source: Leslie F*cking Jones: A Memoir