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“Dad” I said, “Richard is the bomb. He has a truck. He also has a fish tank, cable, a futon, and a VCR.” “You dumb-ass muthafucka,” Dad said, “you have a VCR. So you already got what this muthafucka got and more.”

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Leslie Jones is a celebrated comedian, known for her sharp wit and captivating performances. Born on September 7, 1967, she has made a substantial mark in the entertainment industry with her unique sense of humor and charismatic personality. more

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