“I have tons of sunglasses. My husband won't let me buy another pair because I lose them all the time.” LosesHusbandLet MePairsMy HusbandSunglasses Author:Ali Larter
“I have no boobs whatsoever. On my wedding night my husband said, 'Let me help you with those buttons' and I told him, 'I'm completely naked'.” SaidHelpingNightHusbandLet MeNakedMy HusbandButtonsWedding Night Author:Joan Rivers
“Husband and I are preparing ourselves for the new Doctor by watching - well, mainly rewatching - Mr. Capaldi’s back catalogue, we’ve just finished The Crow Road in which he is utterly drop-dead gorgeous and actually I’d better stop there as husband is probably reading this so just let me point out that of course I’m only excited about upcoming Doctor Who because of the stories and it’s definitely not because I fancy the new Doctor.” WellsStoriesCoursesReadingHusbandDoctorsLet MeExcitedFinishedFancyPreparingGorgeousDoctor WhoCrowCataloguesDrop Dead Gorgeous Author:Jacqueline Rayner
“I'm not in Iraq. I'm here in California. Have I had an argument with my husband today? Have I been at war with someone in my life today - or with myself? Let me work on that. That way war is ending somewhere in the world.” WorldWayWarTodayHusbandArgumentLet MeIraqCaliforniaMy Husband Author:Byron Katie
“Let me be clear. Last I was aware you were neither my husband nor my father nor my King. Therefore, any control you may imagine you hold over me is just that- imaginary” MayLastsFatherClearImagineKingsHusbandLet MeMy HusbandImaginary Book:The Season Source: The Season
“Your husband this morning! Mine tonight! What do you take him for?' 'A man' smiled Cynthia. 'And therefore, if you won't let me call him changeable, I'll coin a word and call him consolable.” IfsMenMorningMinesHusbandLet MeTonightCoinsYour HusbandCynthia Book:Delphi Complete Works of Elizabeth Gaskell (Illustrated) Source: Delphi Complete Works of Elizabeth Gaskell (Illustrated)
“So let me see if I got everything straight … This … means that we are somehow meant to be husband and wife. But if I refuse you, you spend the rest of your life impotent and alone? But I, on the other hand, am free to live my life however I see fit?” He nodded. “It really sucks to be you, doesn’t it?” IfsMeanHandsWifeFitHusbandLet MeRefuseMeant To BeBe YouLiving My LifeRest Of Your LifeHusband And Wife Book:Night Play Source: Night Play
“Let me introduce my friend, Cat.’ The redhead, and for some reason, she looked familiar. ‘Her husband Bones’ – here Vlad smiled coolly at the short-haired brunet – ‘is not my friend.” ReasonHusbandMy FriendsCatLet MeBonesFamiliarIntroducing Author:Jeaniene Frost