“Father, I am from a different egg than your other children. Think of me as a duckling raised by hens. I am not a domestic bird destined to spend his life in a chicken coop. the water that scares you rejuvenates me. For unlike you I can swim, and swim I shall. The ocean is my homeland. If you are with me, come to the ocean. If not, stop interfering with me and go back to the chicken coop.” IfsThinkingChildrenI CanDifferentFatherWaterLike YouOceanBirdRaisedEggsChickensSwimScareInterfereDestinedHomelandThink Of MeHensDucklings Author:Elif Safak
“People are conditioned to just you know, like, you know we're like little birdies going to the bird feeder you know, or the little cows going to the salt lick. We just like what we've seen before.” PeopleKnowsLittlesLike YouBirdCowsSalt Author:Ethan Hawke
“But as an entrepreneur you have to feel like you can jump out of an aeroplane because you're confident that you'll catch a bird flying by. It's an act of stupidity, and most entrepreneurs go splat because the bird doesn't come by, but a few times it does.” FeelsDoeLike YouBirdEntrepreneurStupidityFlyingEntrepreneurshipAeroplanesBird Flying Author:Reed Hastings
“I do think there's something when you have an unbroken day, and it feels like you and your attention can just be together like birds again and you can actually think and dream a little.” ThinkingFeelsLittlesDreamTogetherAttentionLike YouBirdUnbroken Author:Karen Russell
“Look, in particular, at the people who, like you, are making average incomes for doing average jobs- bank vice presidents, insurance salesmen, auditors, secretaries of defense- and you'll realie they all dress the same way, essentially the way the mannequins in the Sears menswear department dress. Now look at the real successes, the people who make a lot more money than you- Elton John, Captain Kangaroo, anybody from Saudi Arabia, Big Bird, and so on. They all dress funny- and they all succeed.” PeopleWayLooksRealBigsJobsPresidentParticularLike YouSucceedBirdDressesAverageVicesDefenseIncomeDepartmentMore MoneySecretaryCaptainsSalesmanArabiaSaudi ArabiaSaudisVice PresidentReal SuccessSearsKangaroosAuditorsBig Bird Author:Dave Barry
“I mean, I feel like you can kill the same bird with both stones.” FeelsMeanLike YouBirdStones Author:Greg Behrendt
“I couldn't get away with Halloween pranks 'cause my parents owned the health food store. So, it was so easy to bust me. I was the only kid on the block egging houses with those big 'ole brown eggs. Like, you didn't have to be a detective to figure it out. 'Oh, I wonder who Tofuttied my mailbox. Is it the same evil genius who filled my bird bath with Rice Dream?” DreamBigsKidsEvilHouseCausesEasyParentWonderFiguresLike YouGeniusBirdFilledStoresBlockBrownGet AwayEggsHalloweenBathsRiceDetectivesPranksHealth FoodMailboxesEvil Genius Author:Arj Barker
“Sound... if you look at bats you know that navigate with sonar, they're like you know they're very precise. They can even see a bat head towards a building and swerve away, but you'll see a bird that doesn't... you know smash right into a glass window. It's very funny.” IfsKnowsLooksSoundBuildingLike YouBirdWindowGlassesBatsPreciseNavigateSwerve Author:DJ Spooky