“Look out for your baby or your friend, of course. That is easy. The test of moral fiber is to stick up for those you relate to least, understand minimally, and do not think are that much like you.” ThinkingLooksCoursesEasyMoralLike YouBabyTestsSticksRelateFiberMoral Fiber Author:Ingrid Newkirk
“How to Tell If Shoes Fit: Walking around the shoe store is not going to tell you any more than test-driving a car around a showroom. And those little mirrors? That's so you can tell how your cat is going to like your shoes. The real way to tell how shoes fit is how badly you want them.” IfsWayWantLittlesRealCarLike YouFitWalkingCatTestsMirrorsShoesStoresDrivingIf The Shoe FitsShowroom Author:Mimi Pond
“I'm kinda racist... I don't really like dark butts too much... It's rare that I do dark butts. Like really rare... It's like, no darker than me. No darker than me. I love the pool test.... If you can be like 'Yo, baby. I met you in the club. Let's go back to my house. Jump in the pool exactly like you are.'-And you don't come looking better wet than you were before you got in the pool then that's not a good look.” IfsLooksHouseDarkToo MuchLike YouBabyMetsTestsClubsRacistPoolWetLooking Good Author:Yung Berg
“With any kind of physical test, I don't know what it is, I always seem to get competitive. Remember when you were in school and they'd do those hearing tests? And you'd really be listening hard, you know? I wanted to do unbelievable on the hearing test. I wanted them to come over to me after and go, 'We think you may have something close to super-hearing. What you heard was a cotton ball touching a piece of felt. We're sending the results to Washington, we'd like you to meet the President.'” ThinkingKnowsKindMayHardSeemsWantedSchoolRememberFeltPresidentResultsPiecesHeardLike YouListeningTestsBallsHearingTouchingUnbelievableRemember WhenCotton Author:Jerry Seinfeld
“The last thing you want to do is be a bore. When you wake up in the morning, give yourself a good mirror test. If you look like you’re going to be a sulking, pouting bore, slap yourself in the face before you go out to the office.” IfsWantGivingLooksLastsFacesMorningLike YouOfficeTestsWake UpMirrorsBoresSlapSulkingPouting Author:Jack Welch
“I'm a Brit and I just put myself on tape, back in London, for a very distant American project that I thought I didn't stand a chance of getting. And then, I got a call about a week after I had submitted my tape, just saying, "They really like you and want to screen test you." So, I flew to L.A. and did the screen test. And then, I met Elijah [Wood] and did a screen test with him. And then, I had a very nerve-wracking few days back home, waiting and waiting and thinking, "This cannot possibly go my way because that would just be too good to be true." And then, it did.” ThinkingWayWantHomeWaitingChanceWeekLike YouMetsProjectsTestsWoodsLondonScreensBeing TrueMy WayNervesTapeFlewBack HomeJust SayingElijahBritsToo Good To Be TrueReally Like You Author:Samuel Barnett