“Home in bed listening to the rain getting ready to order a pizza. Sounds like a song til the last part.” HomeLastsSongOrderSoundReadyListeningBedRainPizza Author:Gabriel Iglesias
“For a heart without love is a song with no words And a tune to which no one is listening So your heart must give love and you'll find that You shine like rain on the leaves you'll be glistening.” GivingHeartSongLove IsListeningRainShiningTunesWithout Love Author:Andy Partridge
“I heard doctors revived a man who had been dead for 4-1/2 minutes. When they asked him what it was like being dead, he said it was like listening to Yankees announcer Phil Rizzuto during a rain delay.” MenSaidHeardMinutesListeningRainDoctorsDelayYankeesAnnouncers Author:David Letterman
“Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you thought you were. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent's generation, try delousing the closet in your own room.” WayLifeTryingSuccessChoicesParentBornRoomsEducationResponsibilityGenerationsListeningClothesRainBillsBoringForestsBoredClosetsCleaningParasitesBills To Pay Author:Bill Gates