“Here's a little bit of good news. The Coast Guard says that BP is now catching up to 630,000 gallons of oil a day. The bad news is that they're capturing it with ducks.” LittlesBitsLittle BitNewsOilDucksCoastGood NewsCatchingBad NewsGallonsCatching UpCoast Guard Author:Jimmy Fallon
“Food, like anything else, lives in the physical world and obeys the laws of physics. When you whisk together some oil and a little bit of lemon juice - or, in other words, make mayonnaise - you are using the principles of physics and chemistry. Understanding how those principles affect cooking lets you cook better.” WorldLittlesTogetherLawBitsUnderstandingPrinciplesLittle BitCookingOilPhysicsCooksChemistryJuiceLemonsLaws Of PhysicsMayonnaiseWhiskLemon Juice Author:Nathan Myhrvold
“Get a job and when you earn a little bit of money, then you can do more good. Then bringing your values doesn't mean you have to compromise yourself. You got to get over this idea that you can't work for a big corporation, or for big oil or bigger pharma, because actually, those are some of the great jobs are and you can do good there.” MeanLittlesIdeasBigsJobsValuesBitsCan DoLittle BitBiggerOilCompromiseCorporationsGet OverGreat JobBig CorporationsBig Oil Author:Dana Perino
“Asking the question whether the mainstream media has a liberal or conservative bias is like asking whether al Qaeda uses too much oil in their hummus. I might think they use a little bit too much oil; some people might think it's a little dry. But the problem with al Qaeda is they want to kill us. And the problem with the mainstream media is that it has these other biases that are much more important.” PeopleThinkingWantLittlesImportantUseProblemMightBitsToo MuchMediaLittle BitAskingConservativeOilDryAlsMainstreamBiasAl QaedaMainstream MediaHummus Author:Al Franken
“You put some Vaseline under your eyes at night and under your chin, and you put a little bit on your chest and you'll avoid stretch marks and I'll get you some Vaseline, you can change your oil and fry chicken with it, too, but you best make sure you have something.” LittlesEyeNightBitsLittle BitMarkOilChickensChestsChinsStretch MarksVaseline Author:Tyler Perry