“Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.” ChildrenLittlesKidsFunnyBornDoorsDogBabyCatWetBabies Being Born Author:Jeff Foxworthy
“Little girls love dolls. They just don't love doll clothes. We've got four thousand dolls and ain't one of them got a stitch of clothes on.” LittlesHumorFunnyGirlComedyFourThousandClothesDollsStitchesGirl Love Author:Jeff Foxworthy