“I like drama. I love being in a drama where I get to be the funny guy. That's what I really love the most.” GuyLove IsDramaFunny Guy Author:John Leguizamo
“It’s okay to show up at a guy’s house with a dozen roses and declare your undying affection. It’s okay to have too much to drink and call your ex twenty times and then to be mortally embarrassed when you realize your number must have shown up on his caller I.D. It’s okay, because making a fool of yourself for love is ultimately about you, how much you have to give and the distance you will travel to keep your heart wide open when everything around you makes you feel like slamming it shut and soldering it closed.” GivingFeelsHeartShowsGuyHouseRealizingLove IsNumbersToo MuchFoolDrinkOkayTwentiesDistanceRoseAffectionWideDozenEmbarrassedExesYour ExMaking A Fool Of Yourself Author:Veronica Chambers
“What I've learned is that love is made up of three ingredients: consideration, spontaneity, and [whispers] oral sex for guys and women.” MadeGuyThreeSexLove IsI've LearnedConsiderationIngredientsSpontaneity Author:Damien Lemon
“I'm just a simple guy. I love being at my house with my family. I love playing dominos and card games and hunting and fishing. That's just what I like to do.” GuyGamesHouseSimpleLove IsMy FamilyCardsFishingHuntingHunting And FishingSimple Guy Author:Jase Robertson
“If I have all the tears that are shed on Broadway by guys in love, I will have enough salt water to start an opposition ocean to the Atlantic and Pacific, with enough left over to run the Great Salt Lake out of business. But I wish to say I never shed any of these tears personally, because I am never in love, and furthermore, barring a bad break, I never expect to be in love, for the way I look at it love is strictly the old phedinkus, and I tell the little guy as much.” IfsWayLooksLittlesEnoughRunningGuyLeftWishWaterLove IsBreakTearsOceanOppositionLakesSaltShedBroadwayPacificNever ExpectSalt Water Book:Guys and Dolls and Other Writings Source: Guys and Dolls and Other Writings