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Martha Stewart Quotes

“There’s a reason Martha Stewart raises chickens and not ducks. Ducks consume a lot of food and water, and it all has to go somewhere. To put it plainly, these fowl produce copious amounts of wet droppings that have a truly unpleasant odor.”

Chickens Ducks Poop Martha Stewart

Book:Ducks: Tending a Small-Scale Flock for Pleasure and Profit (CompanionHouse Books) Choosing the Right Breeds, Housing, Diet, Breeding, Duckling Care, Health, Handling, & Egg Harvesting

Source: Ducks: Tending a Small-Scale Flock for Pleasure and Profit (CompanionHouse Books) Choosing the Right Breeds, Housing, Diet, Breeding, Duckling Care, Health, Handling, & Egg Harvesting

“I imagined Martha Stewart trying to take over Pops kitchen. That would be better than Godzilla vs. Mothra”

Godzilla Martha Stewart

Book:Orange Is the New Black

Source: Orange Is the New Black