“The Gerat Bald Swamp Hedgehog of Billericay displays, in courtship, his single prickle and does impressions of Holiday Inn desk clerks. Since this means him standing motionless for enormous periods of time he is often eaten in full display by The Great Bald Swamp Hedgehog Eater.” MeanDoePeriodsHumorousStandingEnormousImpressionHolidayDisplayDesksCourtshipClerksSwampsInnsHedgehogs Author:Mike Harding
“Other men used their effete faiths and mean faculties with a high moral purpose. The Venetian gave the most earnest faith, and the lordliest faculty, to gild the shadows of an antechamber, or heighten the splendours of a holiday.” MenMeanUsedPurposeMoralShadowHolidayFacultyEarnestSplendour Book:Pt. 6-9 of leaf beauty. of cloud beauty. of ideas of relation Source: Pt. 6-9 of leaf beauty. of cloud beauty. of ideas of relation