“I have nothing against the North Koreans but this Kim Jong Un has got a screw loose. A member of his cabinet, his security minister, nods off, falls sleep. We've all done it. Kim Jong Un takes the guy out and has him executed, just for just falling asleep. Oh, and he was also deflating footballs.” DoneGuyFallSleepSecurityFootballMembersMinistersScrewsNorth KoreaKoreanCabinetsKimNorth KoreanFalling Asleep Author:David Letterman
“I can never hope to find words to express my feelings at becoming a member of the Celtic Football Club.” I CanFeelingsFootballBecomingMembersClubsCelticFootball Clubs Author:Sean Fallon
“Over the four years we have made massive progress: winning the League Championship (97/98); building the largest club stadium in the UK (60,000 seats); having the largest support (52,000 season book holders) of any club in Britain. This has been achieved by everyone who cares about Celtic working together towards a shared vision of football success and pride in a club which is part of our culture, open to all and a responsible member of the community working to help others where it can.” YearsHas BeensMadeBookHelpingCareTogetherCultureWinningCommunityVisionSupportFourProgressBuildingFootballPrideMembersSeasonsResponsibleClubsHelping OthersLeagueSeatsBritainWorking TogetherMassiveFour YearsChampionshipWho CaresStadiumsCelticShared Vision Author:Fergus McCann
“I was the kid that wanted to be anonymous in that I'd put a football helmet on and be a member of a team and go out there and maim people. It was a very hard process. It truly was.” PeopleHardKidsWantedProcessTeamFootballMembersHelmet Author:Bill Goldberg
“I could tell you that in my entire coaching career I have never talked to any player, staff member about football air pressure. That is not a subject that I have ever brought up.” CareersPlayerAirSubjectsFootballMembersPressureCoachingStaffStaff MembersAir Pressure Author:Bill Belichick
“If we write our laws and design them around the most privileged members of society, i.e., billionaire football team owner, then we forget about the people who don't have the same resources to make an appeal, to fight a wrongful accusation. Those tend to be members of the LGBT community and people of color because those are the people who tend to engage in the work of reappropriation to subvert discrimination. And yet those are the same ones being denied, based on their own identities.” PeopleIfsWritingLawFightingCommunityForgetTeamDesignIdentityFootballColorMembersResourcesDiscriminationAppealsOwnersLgbtDeniedPrivilegedBillionaireAccusationFootball TeamLgbt Community Author:Simon Tam
“Football is the most successful cult, in terms of members and profits, in human history. Oh wait, there's also religion.” HumansWaitingTermSuccessfulFootballMembersProfitCultHuman History Author:Steve Almond