“Thanksgiving is the day when you turn to another family member and say, 'How long has Mom been drinking like this?' My Mom, after six Bloody Marys looks at the turkey and goes, 'Here, kitty, kitty.'” LooksLongTurnsMomMembersSixDrinkingMy MomBloodyThanksgivingTurkeysFamily MembersThanksgiving DayThanksgiving ThanksKittiesThanksgiving HolidayHappy ThanksgivingFunny ThanksgivingThanksgiving FunnyThanksgiving Thank YouLove ThanksgivingThanksgiving GreetingsFunny Happy ThanksgivingThanksgiving LoveFamily ThanksgivingThanksgiving WishesThanksgiving And FamilyThanksgiving And LoveThanksgiving FamilyFunny Thanksgiving DayHappy Thanksgiving WishesFriends ThanksgivingThanksgiving TurkeyHappy Thanksgiving LoveTurkeys On ThanksgivingTurkey DayThanksgiving JokesDay After ThanksgivingHappy Thanksgiving Greetings Author:David Letterman
“There's one in every family. When the police calls in the middle of the night and says "We've got a family members of yours under arrest" and you know directly who it is. In my family we have seven of those... And they are all my *Mom*!” KnowsNightMiddleMomMembersMy FamilyPoliceSevenMy MomFamily MembersMiddle Of The Night Author:Christopher Titus
“Hillary Clinton met with a lot of the mothers in Chicago, she has the endorsement of some of the moms. Bernie Sanders I think has one or two of the family members too. I'm a little uncomfortable with using the families of these dead children this way.” ThinkingWayChildrenLittlesTwoMotherMomMetsMembersClintonUncomfortableChicagoFamily MembersEndorsements Author:Chuck Todd
“When I was born, my dad and my mom gave me names, but in Africa, when your child is born, especially close family members can suggest names they want to add on.” WantChildrenNamesBornMomDadMembersOur ChildrenAddMy DadMy MomYour ChildrenFamily MembersClose Family Author:Dikembe Mutombo