“The difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull: At some point, a pit bull does stop whining.” DoeDifferencesMomHockeyBullsPitsWhiningPit BullStop WhiningHockey Mom Author:Bill Maher
“What's the difference between a hockey mom and a mass turkey-murdering machine? Looks like about 15 feet.” LooksDifferencesFeetMomMassMachinesHockeyTurkeysHockey Mom Author:Keith Olbermann
“Tomorrow, America's most famous hockey mom, Sarah Palin, will drop the ceremonial first puck at the Philadelphia Flyers game. Right afterwards, she'll get out on the ice and skate around reporters' questions, so it should be interesting.” ShouldFirstsAmericaGamesInterestingMomTomorrowIceHockeyReportersPhiladelphiaPalinSkatesPuckFlyersHockey Mom Author:Jay Leno
“One thing that Americans do at this time also, though, is let's commit ourselves, just everyday American people Joe Six-Pack, hockey moms across the nation I think we need to band together and say, never again. Never will we exploited and taken advantage of again by those who are managing our money and loaning us these dollars.” PeopleThinkingNeedsTogetherNationsTakenOne ThingMomBandSixAdvantageDollarsEverydayCommitHockeyPacksTaken AdvantageSix PacksHockey Mom Author:Sarah Palin
“I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick.” KnowsFunnyMotherDifferencesMomHockeyBullsPitsLipstickPit BullHockey Mom Author:Sarah Palin