“You might be a redneck if you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift.” IfsNeedsMightMomGirlfriendShoppingRedneckYour MomYou Might Be A Redneck IfRedneck HumorChristmas Shopping Author:Jeff Foxworthy
“Mom used to walk with me for something like two or three miles to get to the day-old bakery. They had those machines where you buy doughnuts, those vending machines with the long johns and doughnuts. We would buy those bagels and pastries because that was our treat. And come back with shopping bags of these sweets, and who knows what was in it? That was what we could afford that could feed that many people.” PeopleKnowsLongTwoUsedThreeWalksSweetMomMachinesTreatsMilesBagsShoppingPastriesDoughnutBagelsBakeriesWalk With MeVending Machines Author:Sandra Cisneros
“We all do that as human beings, you know? It's what my mom would call shopping on an empty stomach. You're going to buy food that you shouldn't because, at the time, you are reacting to your hunger.” KnowsHumansHuman BeingsMomEmptyHungerMy MomStomachShoppingReactingEmpty Stomach Author:Trevor Noah