“It was probably in third grade - I had a super fake, gold herringbone chain. I don't remember if it was my mom's or how I got it, but ever since then, I've loved chains.” IfsRememberMomGoldThirdsMy MomChainsFakeGradesThird Grade Author:Big Sean
“My mom is a public school teacher and works with third grade students.” SchoolTeacherStudentsMomThirdsMy MomGradesPublic SchoolSchool TeachersThird Grade Author:Jane McGonigal
“I grew up in my mom's third grade classroom and always helping her, and I also got a passion for kids that way.” WayHelpingKidsPassionGrewMomGrew UpThirdsMy MomGradesClassroomThird Grade Author:Allyson Felix
“My mom didn't run for mayor until she was 65 years old - it was like a second and third career.... The way I've always thought about it is that I don't believe you run for office because you want a job. I believe if you run for office, it's because you have a vision for change. And if I ever came to that point, that's what would lead [me to run]. And right now I'm happily in a position where I believe I can work to deliver impact and work for change.” IfsWayWantYearsBelieveI CanRunningJobsI BelieveVisionCareersPositionMomRight NowOfficeThirdsImpactDon't BelieveMy MomMayorsLeading MeI Don't Believe You Author:Sylvia Mathews Burwell
“My dad also survived five divorces, and the women he married cleaned his ass out every time. I used to think my dad got divorced because he wanted new furniture. At one point in my life, all we had left was a wooden box, a 12 black-and-white TV, and a four-man rubber raft for a couch. And yet, I was the coolest kid in third grade. Mom, can we have a sleepover in Christopher Titus' house? They have a raft in the living room! We can row to breakfast in the morning. I can actually be Captain Crunch!” ThinkingMenI CanKidsWantedUsedHouseLeftBlackWhiteRoomsMorningFiveFourTvsMomDadMarriedThirdsMy DadBoxesDivorceAssGradesBreakfastBlack And WhiteCaptainsSurvivedFurnitureDivorcedCouchesLiving RoomRubberCrunchThird GradeSleepovers Author:Christopher Titus
“Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day.” MotherForgetWifeMomDadThirdsSmileHillsMothers DayBeing A MomHappy Mothers DayBeverly HillsFunny Mothers DayFunny MotherhoodFunny MotherCute Funny Author:Jay Leno