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“…Ten minutes later I pulled the van into the loading dock behind the hospital and removed my gurney. It was a bit of a farce to use a full-sized adult gurney for a few babies, but I didn’t think walking through the corridors with my arms filled with them was a particularly good plan either. I had an image of fumbling and dropping them, like a stressed out mom carrying too many grocery bags to avoid the extra trip in from the car.”

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Book:Smoke Gets in Your Eyes & Other Lessons from the Crematory

Source: Smoke Gets in Your Eyes & Other Lessons from the Crematory

“You can’t call yourself a mortician till you’ve slept in a casket.”

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Book:Crossroad

Source: Crossroad