“There are two kinds of speeches: the Mother Hubbard speech, which, like the garment, covers everything but touches nothing, and the French bathing suit speech, which covers only the essential points.” KindTwoMotherSpeechEssentialsSuitsGarmentsBathingBathing Suits Author:Lyndon B. Johnson
“I'm Catholic. My mother and I were unpacking and she found my diaphragm. I had to tell her it was a bathing cap for my cat.” MotherFoundCatCatholicCapsBathingUnpacking Author:Lizz Winstead