“Preposterous ass, that never read so far to know the cause why music was ordain'd! Was it not to refresh the mind of man, after his studies or his usual pain?” KnowsMenMindPainCausesMusicStudyAssUsual Author:William Shakespeare
“You gotta love livin', baby, 'cause dyin' is a pain in the ass.” PainCausesMusicBabyAssSecret LoveBaby GirlBaby Boy Author:Frank Sinatra
“Most people wouldn't know music if it came up and bit them on the ass.” PeopleIfsKnowsFunnyBitsMusicSocietyHumorousAss Author:Frank Zappa
“You're just a little too hip for the room. It's not good to be too hip because two hips make an ass.” LittlesTwoRoomsMusicJazzAssHips Author:Russell Malone
“When I die, bury me on my stomach and let the world kiss my ass.” WorldDiesMusicKissingAssStomachKiss My Ass Author:LL Cool J