“Gratuitous fat jokes always hurt, no matter what.” MatterHurtJokesNo Matter WhatFats Author:Josh Peck
“I was hurt so deep that I made up my mind never to hurt anybody else, no matter what. I never made jokes about anybody's big ears, their stut-terin', or about them bein' off their nut.” MindMadeMatterBigsHurtJokesEarsNo Matter WhatNutsI Was Hurt Author:Jimmy Durante
“I don't have to change anything. I think that's the secret to comedy. You want to be universal and appeal to everyone. You want to put yourself in a position that no matter what you're talking about, everyone can relate to it and understand it, because it's an experience that everyone can go through. That's what I pattern my writing material and jokes after. I'm trying to maintain a level of realness that my fans can appreciate.” ThinkingWantWritingTryingMatterLevelsSecretTalkingComedyFansPositionMaterialsJokesAppreciateUniversalNo Matter WhatPatternsRelateAppealsRealness Author:Kevin Hart
“No matter what I face, I must have a mindset that 'it must go this way.' Although it gets to the point where I can't joke around for fun, I'm working hard right now, which is why I think I can look at matters through an objective point of view.” ThinkingWayLooksI CanMatterHardFacesFunViewsRight NowJokesNo Matter WhatMindsetPoint Of ViewObjectives Author:Yunho
“There is a sensuousness to language, there's a pace to it. There's a deliciousness to it. I do have pleasure when I'm writing. I mean, I'm aware of pleasure. And sometimes I make myself laugh, with a joke or something; or I feel gleeful. But that's just momentary. And then it's about how to make it work. Your medium has to be alive to you, no matter what you do.” FeelsWritingMeanSometimesMatterLanguagePleasureLaughingAliveJokesNo Matter WhatMediumsPaceMomentary Author:Jonathan Santlofer
“Yes, yes, I know all the jokes. What else could I have expected at Highbury? But I went to Chelsea and to Tottenham and to Rangers, and saw the same thing: that the natural state of a football fan is bitter disappointment, no matter what the score.” KnowsMatterStatesNaturalSawsFansFootballJokesNo Matter WhatDisappointmentExpectedBitterScoreRangersChelseaFootball FanTottenhamBitter Disappointment Book:Fever Pitch Source: Fever Pitch
“People want me to be funny all the time. They think I'm being funny no matter what I say or do and that's not the case. I rarely joke unless I'm in front of a camera. It's not what I am in real life. It's what I do for a living.” PeopleThinkingWantRealMatterCasesFrontsJokesCamerasNo Matter WhatReal LifeWant MeBeing Funny Author:Christopher Guest