“Oh definitely. It'll be in a hot tub, with my entire head squeezed into a jet. The photos are going to be hilarious. Man, I really hope the internet sticks around so people can reference this article in my obituaries and see that what sounds like a joke was actually amazingly prescient.” PeopleMenSoundInternetJokesHotSticksArticlesJetTubsObituaryHot Tub Author:Jason Sudeikis
“I'm fairly certain when I die that the obituary will say, 'Author of 'Angels in America' dies.' Unless I'm completely forgotten, and then it won't say anything at all.” AmericaCertainDiesAngelForgottenSay AnythingObituaryAngels In America Author:Tony Kushner
“Read obituaries. They are just like biographies, only shorter. They remind us that interesting, successful people rarely lead orderly, linear lives.” PeopleInterestingSuccessfulSuccessful PeopleBiographiesLinearOrderlyObituary Book:10 1⁄2 Things No Commencement Speaker Has Ever Said Source: 10 1⁄2 Things No Commencement Speaker Has Ever Said
“Some people want to amass a great amount of wealth and make a great looking obituary. I'm going to die with more money than is good to leave my son.” PeopleWantDiesWealthSonAmountMy SonMore MoneyObituary Author:Darrell Issa