“As a dad, you are the Vice President of the executive branch of parenting. It doesn't matter what your personality is like, you will always be Al Gore to your wife's Bill Clinton. She feels the pain and you are the annoying nerd telling them to turn off the lights.” FeelsMatterLightPainTurnsPresidentWifeLike YouPersonalityDadBillsClintonVicesBranchesExecutivesAlsAnnoyingNerdGoreVice PresidentTurn OffExecutive Branch Author:Jim Gaffigan
“Bill collectors and harassing phone calls is enough to motivate some people to become successful. Maybe the pain is not great enough yet for you to act. Are you going to continue to feel sorry for yourself? On the other hand, are you ready to do what you need to do to change your situation?” PeopleNeedsFeelsEnoughHandsMotivationalPainSituationSuccessfulReadyBillsSorryPhonesCollectorsPhone CallsBecoming SuccessfulFeel Sorry For You Author:Jon Jones
“For a writer, mail is not just a collection of bills and letters and offers to subscribe to Sports Illustrated. It's an umbilical cord, a connection to the outside world, the giver of pleasure and pain. It shapes the day, is the moment, inexorable as the tide, toward which all the hours rise and fall.” WorldMomentsPainFallSportsHoursPleasureOffersShapesLettersConnectionsBillsCollectionsMailTidesGiverOutside WorldCordsPain And PleasureInexorableRise And FallUmbilical CordSports Illustrated Author:Mameve Medwed
“The doctors couldn't find anything wrong with me except that I have a slight stomach pain. Wait till I get my hospital bill! Then I'll really have a pain the stomach!” PainWaitingDoctorsBillsHospitalsStomach Author:Jack Benny