“The doctors couldn't find anything wrong with me except that I have a slight stomach pain. Wait till I get my hospital bill! Then I'll really have a pain the stomach!”
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Jack Benny
Jack Benny was an American comedian, singer, and radio host, known for his unique comedic style and witty humor. Born on February 14, 1894, he passed away on December 26, 1974. Benny gained widespread popularity with his role in the radio program 'The Jack Benny Program,' which began in 1927 and became a classic in American broadcasting history. more
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