“When a guy says, "Don't make a fuss over my birthday," he means "Don't make a fuss over my birthday". When we say "Don't make a fuss over my birthday," we mean "Give me a surprise party. Do something lavish. Just don't tell everyone my age."” GivingMeanAgeGuyWomenPartyGive MeSurpriseMy BirthdaySurprise Party Author:Joy Browne
“I believe no satirist could breathe this air. If another Juvenal or Swift could rise up among us tomorrow, he would be hunted down. If you have any knowledge of our literature, and can give me the name of any man, American born and bred, who has anatomised our follies as a people, and not as this or that party; and who has escaped the foulest and most brutal slander, the most inveterate hatred and intolerant pursuit; it will be a strange name in my ears, believe me.” PeopleIfsMenGivingBelieveWould BeLiteratureNamesI BelieveBornPartyAirStrangeTomorrowHatredEarsGive MeBreathePursuitFollySatireSarcasmBelieve In MeBrutalSlanderHuntedSatirist Book:Life And Adventures Of Martin Chuzzlewit Source: Life And Adventures Of Martin Chuzzlewit
“These days, the House Republicans actually give John Boehner a harder time than they give me. Which means orange really is the new black.” GivingMeanPoliticalHousePoliticsBlackPartyComedyRepublicanGive MeHarderThese DaysFree SpeechOrangePolitical PartiesPartisanship Author:Barack Obama