“I like parties, but I don't like piñatas because the pinata promotes violence against flamboyant animals. Hey, there's a donkey with some pizzazz. Let's kick its ass.” AnimalPartyViolenceAssHeyKicksDonkeyFlamboyant Author:Demetri Martin
“People scream at me, "Hey, let's party." I give off an I'm-crazy-and-I-want-to-arty-and-wrestle-you vibe.” PeopleWantGivingPartyCrazyHeyScream Author:Jack Black
“We're in the age of the selfie. It's just encouraging vanity. It's not even representative of anything except how you want people to perceive you. Think of when people are partying and having fun. They're like, "Hey, look at us!" You're obviously not having that much fun because otherwise you wouldn't be stopping to document it. It's stupid.” PeopleThinkingWantLooksAgeFunPartyStupidHeyVanityHaving FunPerceiveRepresentativesDocumentsStopping Author:Lily Allen