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“An hour and a half later, we are the proud parents of two massive sheets of Monster Cake, some impressive concoction called Unicorn Ice Cream Bread, three dozen Kitchen Sink Macaroons, peanut-butter-and-jelly cupcakes, a three-layer Paige creation dubbed Sex-Positve Brownies ("Slutty Brownies," Pepper explained, "but Paige took a course on feminism and sex work, so."), an ungodly amount of banana pudding, and a bunch of misshapen cake balls we rolled around in melted chocolate and stuck in the fridge.”

Baking Desserts Baked Goods Pepperjack

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“Either because of Jack's awkward charm or because the two of us make quite the pathetic pair, the bus driver rolls her eyes and opens the door. We're still stumbling as we pile on, trying and failing not to crash into each other as the bus starts back up again, until Jack practically falls half into my lap when we finally find two spare seats.”

In A Hurry Pepperjack

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“My staged food pictures put Martha Stewart to shame." "Yeah? Well, people are too busy actually eating our food to 'gram it, so.”

Throwing Shade Pepperjack Snarky Banter

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“Please, I could take you in a race in a heartbeat." She laughs out loud. "Wanna bet?" "Sure. Let's go." She follows my eyeline to the edge of the pool like she might actually race me, but then I reach forward and tug her cap off her head in one swift motion, her blonde hair spilling into the pool in wet tangles around her face and shoulders. "Foul!" Pepper crows, yanking it back from me. "You know, for someone named Pepper, you're pretty salty about losing." She groans at my pun as she shoves her hair back into the cap, but then counters, "For someone named Jack, you're pretty bad at knowing when to hit the road." "Wow, Burger Princess, sick burn." And damn if she hasn't gone and done it again--- distracted me right at a peak moment for me to most fully make an ass of myself. The soccer ball is sailing over our heads, and Pepper's already plowing through the water with the focus of a shark, halfway to where it's about to smack into no man's land. Not on my watch. I reach out and grab her ankle and yank her back the way she's done to me too many times to count, but unlike me, she seems to be expecting it--- expecting it so readily, she snaps her body through the water like a rubber band, using me as an anchor for momentum, and before I know it, she's got a palm squarely on top of my head and is dunking my entire body underwater.”

Nicknames Throwing Shade Pepperjack Dunk

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“And to really make it fair--- we'll ask them not to say which grilled cheese is which." "Won't it be obvious when yours looks like flash-frozen garbage someone stuck in the microwave?”

Throwing Shade Pepperjack

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“Oh, good. I was worried I'd killed your last brain cell, but you seem okay." "Hey. Jinx means you're not allowed to talk. Did you have a childhood?" "I actually came out of the womb a Twitter bot." "Must have been one heck of a shock for your parents." "Yeah, but at least there weren't two of me." "When you're this good-looking, it only makes sense to have a spare.”

Playful Banter Pepperjack Twin Brothers

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“It’s weird, how you have no idea how far you’ve come until suddenly you can’t find the way back.”

Inspirational Romance Jack Pepper Pepperjack

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