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“Oh, good. I was worried I'd killed your last brain cell, but you seem okay." "Hey. Jinx means you're not allowed to talk. Did you have a childhood?" "I actually came out of the womb a Twitter bot." "Must have been one heck of a shock for your parents." "Yeah, but at least there weren't two of me." "When you're this good-looking, it only makes sense to have a spare.”

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