Best Silly Quotes Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

“My creativity runs on silliness, openness, madness, excitement, and a whole lot of God.”

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Author:Marion Bekoe

“I confess... I'm always secretly amused by people who play 'hard to get,' when they're already so hard to want.”

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Author:Kianu Starr

“I confess... I've always been secretly amused by people who play 'hard to get,' when they're already so hard to want.”

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Author:Kianu Starr

“I reluctantly accept the rolling pin strategy.”

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Book:Tiny Explorer

Source: Tiny Explorer

“Hello, Mrs. Tran...I have David's homework. And if you ever want to see it again, you'll pay me the two million dollars I asked for.”

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Book:Touched with Sight

Source: Touched with Sight

“I know words. I have the best words.”

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Author:Donald Trump

“I hope people quote my wise words someday.”

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Author:Spoonie Rose

“Alan shrugged. “I love the CBC, really, but being voted its president—” “Co-president,” Sputnik corrected. “—is kind of like being declared King of Nerds.” “Co-king,” Sputnik asserted.”

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Book:Tall, Dark Streak of Lightning

Source: Tall, Dark Streak of Lightning

“The starry sky is absolutely gorgeous tonight. Maybe I'll see a shooting star and can make a wish...especially since I'm getting told to get off my phone.”

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Author:April Mae Monterrosa

“Does the troll know he's got his head on back to front?”

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Book:The Robe of Skulls

Source: The Robe of Skulls

“I do believe losing your head has made you more intelligent.”

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Book:The Robe of Skulls

Source: The Robe of Skulls

“Releasing videos on YouTube is kind of like throwing messages in bottles out into a churning sea made up entirely of messages in bottles. The chance of your message getting noticed and someone being sent out to rescue you is punishingly slim but every once in a blue moon someone who owns a big boat made of money finds your message and agrees to let you ride on his big boat made of money if you keep making messages for him. Then the two of you go on adventures with a smart mouth talking dog and travel to the land of the Gumdrop King and I sort of forgot where I was going with this...”

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Author:Yahtzee Croshaw

“No—I’ve got it,” Jill announced, interrupting my musing. “He’s a vampire.” I laughed again, feeling there was no end to the outrageous, ridiculous excuses we were coming up with. “Seriously, it makes sense. He’s always tired and pale, and keeps himself away from people so he won’t bite them....Maybe that’s what he’s doing when he disappears. Getting his fix of blood.”

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Book:Tall, Dark Streak of Lightning

Source: Tall, Dark Streak of Lightning

“One of my nipples is noticeably larger than the other two.”

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Book:Don't Call Me Jupiter: Memoir of a Reluctant Hippie Kid

Source: Don't Call Me Jupiter: Memoir of a Reluctant Hippie Kid