Best Geek Humor Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

Source: The Scriptlings

“Mel shook her head. “I mean, we could have a ‘whose friends hate them more’ competition, or you could explain to me what a DM is when you’re not sliding into someone’s?”

Geek Banter Dungeons And Dragons Geek Humor

Book:Strength Check

Source: Strength Check

“The coding was anachronistic, kind of like bokeh in a renaissance painting.”

Humor Comedy Geek Coding Geeks Geek Humor

Book:The Scriptlings

Source: The Scriptlings

“On a scale ranging from very little to too much, Merkin could just about categorize the amount of personal data stored in Master Loo’s computer as a shitload.”

Fantasy Geek Wizards Goats Computers Tongue In Cheek Geek Humor Merkin

Book:The Scriptlings

Source: The Scriptlings

“Ambition is a funny thing. It’s like being a Trekkie in that if you admit to it, those around you are mock supportive of your confidence but are quick to call you a loser behind your back. Or maybe that’s the opposite of being a Trekkie.”

Support Geek Nerdy Star Trek Geek Humor Geekery

Author:Christy Leigh Stewart

“Alan shrugged. “I love the CBC, really, but being voted its president—” “Co-president,” Sputnik corrected. “—is kind of like being declared King of Nerds.” “Co-king,” Sputnik asserted.”

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Book:Tall, Dark Streak of Lightning

Source: Tall, Dark Streak of Lightning

“He was a good storyteller, but he told the kind of stories that made children run away from the village and adults look for a length of rope and some soap.”

Humor Storytellers Tongue In Cheek Story Telling Geek Humor

Book:The Scriptlings

Source: The Scriptlings

“Master Dung’s study was silent. So silent, in fact, that one might have been able to hear a gnat passing air, if only an obligingly flatulent gnat had happened nearby.”

Humor Tongue In Cheek Geek Humor

Book:The Scriptlings

Source: The Scriptlings

“The conversation had been so lacking in quality that it actually made Toddlers and Tiaras look like good entertainment by comparison.”

Humor Entertainment Tongue In Cheek Geek Humor Toddlers And Tiaras

Book:The Scriptlings

Source: The Scriptlings

“You learned a lot by playing RPGs, although not all of it was useful, or real for that matter – unless you really believed that wolves normally carry seven gold pieces, a flawed garnet, a scroll of ice storm, and a lock pick somewhere about their person.”

Humor Geek Geeks Rpg Geek Humor Roll Playing Games

Book:The Scriptlings

Source: The Scriptlings

“As far as I could tell, the quickest way to a geeky guy's heart usually involved geometric shapes.”

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Book:Once Upon an Ever After

Source: Once Upon an Ever After

“It was all kind of fuzzy, as if his mind was doing its thinking in limericks.”

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Book:The Scriptlings

Source: The Scriptlings

“Wonderful craftsmanship, Simon decided with the expert eye of one who had played enough computer games to know art when he saw it.”

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Book:The Scriptlings

Source: The Scriptlings

“I left the Shire, got 7 outstanding N.E.W.T.'s and became a Vampire; Because Winter is Coming...”

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Author:various

“Behind the cool mask of bravado, past the one-way mirror of his mind, underneath the rock-solid layers of self-control, in the Zen garden that was Master Sewer’s soul, a high-pitched anxiety fart rustled through the still leaves. If farts could talk, this one would have said, “Damn coppers!”

Wizards Geeks Geek Humor Merkin

Book:The Scriptlings

Source: The Scriptlings

“... there was one new metallic monstrosity stacked in one corner that she hadn’t seen the last time she was a visitor to his strange chamber, it appeared to be a mass of hard drives all fused together, but they looked too sophisticated to be merely hard drives. “What on earth is that?” “That’s my Kung Fu,” he said proudly, patting the top of the futuristic-looking stack. “Is that what you wanted to show me?” “No, but it’s impressive, isn’t it?” “If you say so.” Steves sighed and shook his head, so few people could appreciate the intellectual complexity of an almost untraceable hacking device.”

Humor Funny Science Humour Machines Nerd Geek Computers Geek Humor Computer Hackers Nerd Humor

Book:Brushstrokes of a Gadfly

Source: Brushstrokes of a Gadfly