“On a scale ranging from very little to too much, Merkin could just about categorize the amount of personal data stored in Master Loo’s computer as a shitload.” FantasyGeekWizardsGoatsComputersTongue In CheekGeek HumorMerkin Book:The Scriptlings Source: The Scriptlings
“Merkin had used only one drop of the “just soap.” Two drops would have made her Master walk slightly awkwardly. Three drops would have made a Victorian gentleman utter something really lustful, such as “you transfix me quite.” HumorMasterVictorianLustfulTongue In CheekMerkin Book:The Scriptlings Source: The Scriptlings
“Behind the cool mask of bravado, past the one-way mirror of his mind, underneath the rock-solid layers of self-control, in the Zen garden that was Master Sewer’s soul, a high-pitched anxiety fart rustled through the still leaves. If farts could talk, this one would have said, “Damn coppers!” WizardsGeeksGeek HumorMerkin Book:The Scriptlings Source: The Scriptlings