“Power comes at a price, love," Veliss replied through bared teeth, maintaining the smile she offered to the townsfolk lining the square. "What power?" "All power. The power to rule, to kill, or, in your case this fine morning, the power to incite the lust of the old goat you're about to meet." "Lust? I have no desire to incite lust in anyone." Veliss turned to her with a quizzical expression, her smile suddenly genuine. "Then I'm afraid you're in for a lifetime of disappointment.” PeopleLoveLifeTruthFunnyDesirePowerStrengthCostConversationLifetimeSmileDisappointmentLustTeethCommandManFakeLaughPaymentKillOldAfraidPricePretendRulePretencePriestTellGoatCreepPervTownsfolkIncite Encourage Book:Queen of Fire Source: Queen of Fire
“Why not? If you're not going to let me see you naked, we might as well be girlfriends." "You're a twisted little man." "Come on, Stretch, share with the class." "No!" I laughed. "Prude." "Perv." "Schoolmarm." "Some other word that essentially means perv.” FunnyDickMolly HarperJane JamesonNice Girls Don T Have FangsStretchRichardPrudePerv Book:Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs Source: Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs
“It’s a long shot, but this baby is pretty cool.” He pushed the button that brought up the menu. “I need to run a search.” “Of course, master,” the computer said with an inviting smile. “Which pornographic material should I seek out today?” Dante grinned. “Really? You can do that?” He felt Meg’s stare. “Nothing like that.” FunnyParanormalPervComputer Intelligence Book:Bound Source: Bound