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“Sarah Palin's whole family got into a drunken public fistfight. Something police are calling a 'tragic case of trash-on-trash violence.'”

Whole Cases Violence Calling Police Tragic Trash Palin Whole Family

Author:Bill Maher

“It's not that I dislike the police, but I would never go to the police for anything. It's just that I prefer not..., not calling them.”

Calling Police Dislike

Author:Gaspar Noe

“We live in oppressive times. We have, as a nation, become our own thought police; but instead of calling the process by which we limit our expression of dissent and wonder ‘censorship,’ we call it ‘concern for commercial viability.”

Nations Process Freedom Liberty Wonder Media Expression Calling Limits Concern Police Censorship Dissent Censoring Censorship In Books Censoring Books Thought Police

Book:Writing in restaurants

Source: Writing in restaurants

“You better get over here with my car,” Grandad says. “Before I call the cops and tell them you stole it.” “Sorry,” I say contritely. Then the rest of what he said sinks in and I laugh. “Wait, did you just threaten me with calling the police? Because that I’d like to see.”

Said Waiting Laughing Car Calling Police Sorry Cop Get Over

Book:White Cat

Source: White Cat

“I picked up the phone to call the police, but then I considered how it would sound when I told them that I was calling from inside my bathroom, where I’d OD’ed on laxatives, and that a possible rapist was quietly passing me notes under the bathroom door.”

Sound Doors Calling Police Notes Phones Passing Passings Bathroom

Book:Let's Pretend This Never Happened: (A Mostly True Memoir)

Source: Let's Pretend This Never Happened: (A Mostly True Memoir)

“Truths begin by a conflict with the police - and end by calling them in.”

Ends Calling Conflict Police

Book:A short history of decay

Source: A short history of decay

“If you went to a home, kicked down the front door, chased the people who lived there out into the street and said, Go! You are free! Free as a bird! Go! Go! - do you think they would shout and dance for joy? They wouldn't. Birds are not free. The people you've just evicted would sputter, With what right do you throw us out? This is our home. We own it. We have lived here for years. We're calling the police, you scoundrel.”

People Ifs Thinking Years Said Home Joy Doors Streets Fronts Calling Bird Police Scoundrels Front Doors

Book:Life of Pi

Source: Life of Pi

“For some people, calling 911 has resulted in the ‘Grim Reaper Cop’ being sent to them.”

People Law Calling Police Cop Grim Sheriff Reaper 911 Resulted

Author:Steven Magee

“I am self taught in how to control potentially dangerous encounters with police officers and how to deescalate the situation by calling 911.”

Dangerous Taught Calling Police Encounters Control Officers 911 Potentially Deescalate

Author:Steven Magee

“Calling 911 for help has led to me having numerous bad experiences with the police.”

Calling Police Help Law Enforcement Bad Experiences Sheriff 911 Numerous Led

Author:Steven Magee

“Calling 911 may result in the ‘Terminator Cop’ being sent to you!”

Law Calling Murder Police Cop Enforcement Result 911 Sent Terminator

Author:Steven Magee

“You need to be careful about calling the police to do a welfare check on your neighbor, as the officer may murder them.”

Law Calling Murder Police Careful Neighbor Welfare Enforcement Officer Check

Author:Steven Magee