“The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year-everything from kings, queens, and presidents to the scum of the earth.” YearsEarthPresidentCompanyKingsPhonesBillionsHandleQueensScumScum Of The Earth Author:Lily Tomlin
“When it comes to the war in Iraq, the time for promises and assurances for waiting and for patience is over. Too many lives have been lost, too many billions of dollars have been spent for us to trust the president on another tired and failed policy that's opposed by generals and experts, Democrats and Republicans, Americans and many of the Iraqis themselves.” GivingHas BeensWarCountryAmericaLostWaitingPresidentEffortStrugglePolicyPromiseRepublicanDemocratIraqTerrorBillionsExpertsAssuranceIraq WarPatience And WaitingRefocus Author:Barack Obama
“President Obama has pledged $3 billion to aid poor nations. All of that $3 billion is going to the United States.” StatesNationsPresidentPoorUnitedUnited StatesAidsBillionsPresident ObamaPoor Nations Author:Conan O'Brien
“In the '80s, I thought I'd be a success as a woman if I were the president of a billion dollar company, had a sensitive soul-mate husband, two bilingual children, buns of steels, and a compost heap. In the '90s, I pretty much feel I'm a success if I can get through the afternoon without eating a cheesecake.” IfsFeelsChildrenI CanTwoSoulPresidentCompanyHusbandEatingDollarsBillionsSensitiveMatesAfternoonSteel80sSoul MateBunsCompostCheesecake Author:Cathy Guisewite
“It's discouraging how hard it is for a President to slice away large chunks of a $305 billion budget.” HardPresidentBillionsBudgetsDiscouragingChunks Author:Gerald R. Ford
“If some Western politician claims he is in a position to use the normal Western methods to feed and clothe 1.2 billion Chinese, we would be happily prepared to elect him president of China.” IfsUseWould BePresidentPositionPoliticianNormalClaimsMethodPreparedWesternChinaBillionsChinese Author:Li Peng
“President Bush announced a billion dollar mission to the moon and Mars. He came up with a snappy new slogan - to drill where no man has drilled before.” MenPresidentMoonDollarsMissionsBillionsMarsSlogansPresident BushDrills Author:Craig Kilborn
“President [Barack] Obama has talked about fundamentally transforming this country. There's 7 billion people across the face of the globe, many of whom want to come to this country. If they come legally, great. But if they come illegally and they get amnesty, that is how we fundamentally change this country, and it really is striking.” PeopleIfsWantCountryFacesPresidentBillionsBarackGlobesTransformingPresident Barack ObamaAmnesty Author:Ted Cruz
“Some Democrats say the estimated $60 billion dollar cost of a war with Iraq could be better spent at home. When he heard that, President Bush agreed and announced plans to bomb Ohio.” WarHomePresidentPlansHeardCostDollarsDemocratIraqBillionsBombsPresident BushOhio Author:Jay Leno