“It's pretty cool to be able to hang out with the President and have the race-winning car on the South Lawn.” AbleWinningPresidentRaceCarSouthHanging OutLawns Author:Buddy Rice
“People who disagree with His Excellency, the President for Life and 'Chief of Chiefs,' are frequently found to be the victims of car crashes (their bodies mysteriously riddled with bullets); or dead in their beds of heart attacks (their bodies mysteriously riddled with bullets); or the recipients of some not-quite-fresh seafood (their bodies mysteriously riddled with bullets).” PeopleHeartBodyFoundPresidentCarBedVictimTyrannyChiefsDisagreeCrashBulletsSeafoodHeart AttackCar Crash Book:Don't Let's Go to the Dogs Tonight: An African Childhood Source: Don't Let's Go to the Dogs Tonight: An African Childhood
“The BP president said yesterday that the company would survive. That's like someone running over your dog and saying, 'Don't worry, my car is fine.'” SaidRunningPresidentCompanyWorryDogCarFineYesterdayOver You Author:Jimmy Fallon