“People are kind of upset with British Petroleum CEO Tony Hayward. Over the weekend, he was out on his yacht. And when President Obama found out that Tony Hayward was on his yacht, he was so angry, he missed a putt.” PeopleKindFoundPresidentAngryBritishUpsetPresident ObamaWeekendCeoYachtPetroleum Author:David Letterman
“President Obama, by the way, is, I think, making his first presidential European trip. And while he's there in Europe, he plans to fire the CEO's of BMW and Volkswagen.” ThinkingWayFirstsPresidentFirePlansEuropePresidentialPresident ObamaCeoBmwVolkswagens Author:David Letterman
“President Obama said the small drone that flew over the White House fence yesterday could be bought at any RadioShack. After hearing this, the RadioShack CEO said, 'I'm shocked to find out we still sell something people want.'” PeopleWantSaidStillsHousePresidentWhiteSellsHearingYesterdayWhite HousePresident ObamaCeoShockedFenceFlewDrones Author:Conan O'Brien
“It could happen to anyone when you get hired by a different president. There's a difference in philosophies. It happens. It's a change in CEOs. They have their own people, their own philosophies, and it's different than what Bob stands for.” PeopleDifferentPhilosophyHappensSportsPresidentDifferencesBobCeo Author:Rick Pitino
“Today, President Obama finally met with BP's CEO, Tony Hayward, but the meeting was only scheduled 20 minutes. Call me crazy, but I think it should take more time to discuss an oil spill than it does to get your oil checked.” ThinkingShouldDoeTodayPresidentCrazyMinutesMetsMeetingsOilCall MeMore TimePresident ObamaCeoSpillsOil SpillCall Me Crazy Author:Jimmy Fallon
“The president met with BP CEO Tony Hayward, and Obama was demanding that BP clean up the Gulf. And I'm thinking, good luck. They can't even clean up their gas station restrooms.” ThinkingPresidentMetsLuckCleanGasStationsCeoGood LuckGas StationsRestroomThinking Good Author:David Letterman
“Governor Romney may be running for CEO, I'm running for President” MayRunningPresidentGovernorsCeoRomneyGovernor Romney Author:Newt Gingrich